by Rumple Foreskin
Frolicking Fun!
Had me laughing and remembering a one time only making out in a wheat field - my God those straws made me itch. Great work - I'll read the rest later.
I thought I had already left a comment. Must have been all in my mind. I love your style RF! ~Minx
Thank you for sharing the hazards of outdoor copulation. Comfort is too often underrated.
Finally understand what is meant by 'dogged by bad luck'.
Very funny, RF, good luck!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Those of a contrary opinion are both wrong, and encouraged to consider the trials and tribulations of Angelina Eveready." I don't know why this sentence had me reaching for my vibrator... must be an aussie thing... ;-) (Okay, it's the battery thing... Eveready are one of our most popular brands lol)
Fuck, now I have to try get back to bed with the image of sore jaws... lol
You crack me up RF lol
You are to outdoor sex what Ambrose Burnsides was to tactics.
A throughly enjoyable romp, filled with the multiple things that never go wrong in rotica, but all to often go wrong in bed.
I have no sympathy for angie, but feel terribly sorry fo Buford and hope his nightmares subside.
-A still giggling colly
What else can I say. You have me grinning from ear to ear. Very funny.
Good luck.
You have completely ruined all my outdoor sex fantasies with your oh so true story! Good luck Rumply!
Great story. Made me laugh. Made me wet. How's that for a glowing review.
Anyways, it's odd how all I could remember are the positives of outdoor sex until I read your story and all the awkward and embarrassing moments came back to life.
as well as humour, in the inimitable Rumple style. A thoroughly entertaining read. Well done, that man!
Rumple.. very funny.. I'm afraid my adled brain is somewhat incapable of proper comment... due to oxygen deprevation caused by laughter....
The only thing you seem to have omitted from the above description... is POISON IVY.. ok.. poison oak and sumach .. but hey.. no one is perfect!!!
Anyone who's attempted sex outside can totally identify. This was so sexy, witty, and hilarious. I can't wait to see what you put Angie through next!
I'm with Angie on this one. It's the guy, not the setting that is to blame! :-) Can't wait for the next chapter.
fantastic - I can just picture this happening - keep it up
Very funny thank you! (From someone whose all-time best sex was had outdoors on a golf course!!!!!!)
cool read rump~
wow and damage assesment <laughing>
congradulations on your wonderful (erotic earth day) write and good luck (*_*)