by sack
You left the plumber out - He would have been called Plug Myhole no doubt! After the other stuff in the contest, it was really time for some not so good natured fun.
Nice job.
And I absolutely adored it!
Loved the ending line.
That was great sack :) Thanks for the laugh and even though it was the worst christmas story ever...it was pretty good:)
Ali
sometimes we need a good piece of Tom foolery to keep perspective!
Dear God, that was bad! Well written, great grammer (which has become a lost art), creative, but so very, very bad! Definitely the "worst" Christmas story ever! Good luck:K
Sack, though sometimes I wonder where your head is at. Great job.
on Elvis. Great story. I can just imagine a cartoon made from this story.
Lotta is a heroine for the ages; a poignant symbol of the frustrations faced by unfulfilled, modern women in an uncaring world. Oh, yeah, and funny as hell.
Rumple
I was laughing in the second paragraph... ROFLMAO by the second page, and in tears by the middle... :-)
Well done
Vlad
Loved it.....that was soooooo funny.......i laughed my ass off....
Could write something so off the wall...There are no words to describe it. :D Good luck!
Cookie :)
laughed my ass off. imagine if you will - a new pill that increases size with a steroid formula....*LMAO*
What a sense of humour...certainly adds a new twist to the erotic Christmas Story genre.
Alicia
That was really funny !
Being a lover of enormous cock stories, I laughed a lot...thanks !
Sack:
You have an evil, dirty, twisted, mind. I love it. Thanks for the chuckles. Ronnie W.