by HappilyM
Hilarious exchange between Santa and Monica. Hmm...now, why did Mrs. Claus leave him? It wasn't lack of equipment, that's for sure. Maybe he was already screwing around when still married to her. Who knows, but something tells me that Santa won't put up with a traditional marriage from the new Mrs. Claus. Santa the Swinger has a nice ring to it. Sadistic Swinger, in fact, given his domineering approach to naughty girls. I give it a 5 as a funny and surprisingly sexy Santa tale (well, as sexy as a story with Old Saint Nick can be).
Thanks to you I now understand the benefits of Santa. I put in my application, hope you can do two Santas.
Clever and sexy. Well written as well. I just love satire. Good luck in the contest.