All Comments on 'By the Garters, With Care'

This was a great inaginative story and tickled my funny bone (no pun intended)all the way through. Keep up the good work!

Congratulations! You have a unique writing talent. Here's wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

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This is a very funny story. I loved it. I loved all the new Christmas songs I'll be thinking of this year.

Actually the scene where she was waiting for the scumbag b/f who never turned up, was rather poignant - been there, done that... The rest was very funny however, the 'unique' take on so many Christmas songs was hysterical!! Well done and good luck in the contest..

I liked your fresh take on those schmaltzy Christmas songs. Too bad you can't get a CD of those. Thanks for a good laugh and good luck in the contest.

I loved the christmas carols....a riot!

I have never read anything so funny in my life. The songs were a blast. And I'm soooo incredibly happy that Santa had been using an eliptical... I dont think I could have beared it otherwise. THank you for bringing Christmas cheer back!

thanks- this one made me smile.

Or Raunchily Hilarious. Creatively witty and funny, and also kept me reading to see what was going to happen. The lyrics will stay with me like Tom Lehrer's Commercial Carols. That, and I love a stories about wet horny wimmin, so good job all around

Very clever story and a funny take on all the Christmas lyrics. Good luck in the contest!

This makes the Literature/Literotica play on words so apt; it was more literature, than erotica, but made for a wonderful story. I was entertained throughout the entire story and even asked my husband to come in to read some of the funniest parts. I hope writing is or will be your profession, because you have a gift that wouldn't be fair to deny the world in a broader sense (pardon me if I seem hyperbolic).

There is no need to wish you luck in the contest because I even entered and I would be outraged if I won instead of you...Hell, I might start a riot if you don't win :P

I've found that most Humor stories posted on Literotica are neither very humorous, nor especially erotic.

You delivered on the former enough to make up for a small lack of the latter. A very strong effort, and one of the few humor stories I've ever given a 5 vote to. Well done.

I'll never think of Ole' Saint Nick the same again. Hilarious and Hot!

Thanks for the great read!