All Comments on 'In Our Stockings'

do I phrase that on my list to santa??

: )

Great to see you back, and this was both sexy and clever.

There's nothing like " fun" erotica

Your're definitely on the "naughty" list with this fun erotic piece. "Nicely" done! ~_-

Cleverly wrapped. ~Imp

Now that was some kind of cute, I really enjoyed that one! Kinda gives me some hope for my golden years, lol!

Now THAT's a truly wonderful gift to give in such a naughty, delightful way.

I was laughing and yearning,

I was envious and more,

I could feel the devotion,

(And how your butt was so sore!)

I could feel the excitement,

(And believe you me)

It was readily apparent,

something I wish you could see.

But if ever we meet,

beneath a tree or a sheet,

I promise that it,

will be one hell of a treat.

You're wicked, your wanton,

you're a firey slap of the hand,

and you've got my devotion,

Your Man of Sand

And BTW...worth 100% too!

(I was too flustered after reading this!)

did santa love it up your chimney?? I think you're on Santa's naughty list.. hell, i think we're all on it xxx

rhyming christmas poems just don't appeal to me, but you did a very nice, loving, naughty, fun job with this one. :) Merry Christmas to you, your man and your ass. lol

...that some guys get all the luck? All I got for Christmas in my stocking last year was a list of 'stolen' passwords for smut sites that didn't work and a half used bottle of Astro Glide. (It got used up real quick).

I'm green with envy. (Not quite as green as a sick green pickle dick, but close).

Wait... I take that back. I do have a sick green pickle dick..

Now your poem has me both metaphorically and physically green. Thanks a lot.

Merry Christmas anyways,

Kirk

PS-When you're not busy being anally impaled, keep up the good work because this poem was a hoot.

PSS-Where's the next installment of Dear Dickhead?

Although I don't like to use the Feedback Portal for anything other than its main purpose - to comment on other author's works - I felt I had to make an exception in this case. After reading My latest poem, "In Our Stockings", a fan sent Me an e-mail adding his thoughts as a final verse to it. With his permission, I am posting it as a comment to My original poem, and hope you get as big a kick out of it as I did! Now, on behalf of all those "stocking" stuffing Santas {and wanna be's}, I give you his finale to "In Our Stockings". Oh, and since this is the 13th of December, I would suggest you don't do a crash course to prepare for this - you may find yourself in this verse's predicament! lol Thanks again, Rob!!!

But like anything else..........that is new that we try.............when we realized what happened ..........I thought I would die..........that tool that I said.....you had so immense.......would cause my sphinctor........to lock so intense....nothing to do.....no other choice......we called 911..and I said in low voice......please send someone over.....with pills to relax......and I said to my husband....."It's that or an ax"! .....And when it was over....and all had gone home....our first moments free ...and able to roam........we sat there in shock..and came to conclusion... "The ass is an exit....No room for intrusion"! (not an opinion...just an ending.Hope you enjoyed..Rob)

Now that's what I call Christmas in July!

And there's no way that Santa can deny

That anything that naughty can be anything but nice.

And this from a Grammy making naughty so very nice. patricia

This is a gift he will always remember. Hell, so will you---it's just a question of preparation and if he'll take it easy that will decide HOW you'll remember it!