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Click heresalt, pepper to taste.
take about 1 ½ pound of the best ground beef you can afford
mash it up in a bowl,
add one heel of stale bread crumb,
the kind you like the best. Rhy?
Pumpernickel.
add one half white chopped onion
weep your tasty tears
add one raw egg
continue mashing so it oozes between your fingers
no condoms allowed
mash it some more till you feel the fat crying
now throw it, baby
throw it on the grill
no indoor griddle or fry pan for this patty
the juice will run and flame
get a mouth that is open
apply your face
addendum: fresh tomatoes
caution: be careful if fisting
This poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 33,000 poems.
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