- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Portal to the Vixen Planet
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The Portal to the Vixen Planet
Not much faster than a herd of turtles,
a spotlight climbed in to the night sky.
I argued it was not a portal to the vixen planet
but they wouldn't speak of it,
they just got the ladder and tried to climb up to the moon.
The trampoline was the second trial
after the 26 feet didn't make it.
They called for the local VFD for a fire truck ladder
but they would not come,
they said they had a pussy tree'd.
I have to admit the moon seemed a bit brighter
hanging over the tops of trees, inviting.
Well, Bud Waswiser got the bright idea
to take a canon from the Civil War Historical Park
and shoot old Jim Bob to this portal
holding a rope to throw down to the rest of us.
I promise I didn't even volunteer for that honor,
I think Jim Bob was drafted, anyway.
The canon was fetched with Jill's 4 wheel drive
and Jim Bob sank into the hole of this firing device
and Bud hollered, "Wait," well everybody stopped.
"Raise the canon, the dang portal is moving."
Well, that meant raising the canon nearly straight into the air.
They lit the fuse and it sizzled with sparks that spew sounds like a pit of vipers being chased by a lit bic lighter.
The puff of smoke bellowed way before the boom,
if Jim Bob was shot out, it was faster than a fully clothed eye.
But he wasn't in that canon we checked.
He must have went straight through the hole in the sky,
the portal to the vixen planet, lucky dog!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 18 years agobut they wouldn't (hear) of it. kind of cute. more story than poem. carl
seranadeover 18 years agoVery funny Bro, will there be more? I can see you doing a series with this. If you hadnt planned on it, do.
Alby watching
Anonymousover 18 years agooutragious...am cheering up already...dreams of people dying is always a downer ...thanks for cheering me up..I love the title too...it was just delightful thanks sweetie for a visit to the wild vixen planet...smiles/blue
LeBrozover 18 years agoThose folks just don't get it,
you can't go from here to there,
leastwise not that way;
so pardon, if I'm busy
with the pussy that's been tree'd,
and then later,
will continue on my journey
to the Vixen Planet, oh so near.
RhymeFairyover 18 years agoCute ... Terribly Cute.
I did stumble a bit Art. Might have been just me.
BUT ... I love the poem ~!
It had me rolling on da Floor ~!!
Way funny my friend.
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The puff of smoke bellowed way before the boom,
if Jim Bob was shot out, it was faster than a fully clothed eye
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I could just see How fast he flew ...
Loved the thought of the fire engine
and the ca-tats-tro-fee.
Poor ole Jim Bob being Shottt
straight into the air ... What a hoot ~!!
Much More Please ~
