- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Lost in a Jimmy Stewart Number
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- Waiting for my first visit in prison
Turn right at the second street light
look for a big brick house
can’t miss it
nobody ever does
got my number case you get lost?
no matter ‘cause you can’t miss it
and they know where I am
see you at six
or is it seven
I’ll be waiting
Pennsylvania 6-5000
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It’s a great little number
if you want to play
Little Brown Jug
and your name is Jimmy Stewart
wearing wire rims
and making believe
you’re Glenn Miller
Pennsylvania 6-5000
they played Little Brown Jug
but Miller was dead
and everyone cried
never should have gotten
on the plane
Pennsylvania 6-5000
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Turn right at the second street light
put my memories in a paper bag
and leave it under the porch
with the pint of cheap Scotch
this place is dry
so make sure to wipe your feet
got my number?
no matter
leave a message
and they can find me
Pennsylvania 6-5000
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It’s a Wonderful Life
and when the bells ring
an angel gets its wings
attaboy Clarence!
but here the damn bells
ring all the time
for the changing of the guard
is it daytime or night
no matter
just count the wings
Pennsylvania 6-5000
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Look for a big brick house
and leave my life in a paper bag
just another dimestore receipt
see you at six
or is it seven
no matter
I’ll be waiting
for the call
Pennsylvania 6-5000
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- COMMENTS
sackover 19 years agoThis reminds me of those old Mad magazine parodies of various songs from the Sound of Music and other movies!
