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Click hereHurricanes come and ravage the land,
they all foretell of punishment due;
so saying says Minister Pat
it's time to pray, and pray a lot.
Tsunami and earthquakes strike over the world,
they all foretell of an end that's near;
so saying says Minister Pat
it's time to pray, and pray a lot.
Birds are ill, yes chickens too,
they all foretell of impending doom;
so saying says Minister Pat
it's time to pray, and pray a lot.
The earth's in pain, death stalks the land,
they all foretell of end times nigh;
so saying says Minister Pat
it's time to pray, and pray a lot.
Salvation's near, it can be yours,
call us now and make your pledge;
so saying says Minister Pat
it's time to pray, and pray a lot.
© Leon Brozyna 2005
This poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 38,500 poems.
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Everywhere I go around the country these televangelists follow along on every local station, like gum stuck to my shoes and just as appealing. Billie
Its rhythm is like the foreboding sound of war drums. The image is sinister and dark as can be. Worst of all its totally real. Nowhere to wake up to! At least its humorous (dark of course).
A television preacher with 'special insight'!!!! Love it!You make it sound like what it is---a protection scheme---'pay me now, I'll save your soul'----riiiiight.
...is the new Amen. Enjoyed the hell out of it, my donation is winging it's way to someones pocket.
ty,bd