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Click hereinspired by LickMyBoots' Rearview Mirror Theatre
Shiny purple glasses --
More like goggles,
Distracts the stray gray.
A Silk scarf hides the neck.
High-booted walking geometry
Covering sidewalks
Like a queen watches a parade.
Chin held high,
Perfect hair,
Beverly Hills nose,
And the the nostrils held - even higher
A Gucci bag
Dangles from the Gucci dress
Which covers the Gucci body
holding up the Gucci soul.
Her projection of
Pretention personified frowns
As my black car makes
The crosswalk
In front of her.
Surrounded by the trappings of wealth ~ she assumes a regal role.
This poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 34,000 poems.
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Just loved this pretentious popping piece, especially the description of the Gucci™ everything.