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Click here"She's not a blonde." Bill said.
She flung her blonde hair
in a seductive manner.
"How can you tell?"
I had to ask.
"She is too smart.
I bet you a bill,
she is a brunette."
I took the bet.
For she was as dingy
as a tossed about bouy.
She came and stood next to me.
Her blonde hair, I could clearly see.
We chatted about chit
and I bought her a drink.
I think.
I finally got the nerve,
"Can I see your roots?
So I can tell rather your a blonde
or a brunette."
Shyly she replied, "Okay!"
She was a little surprised
but didn't stop me
when I pulled her pants down
and saw that...
she was a Red Head.
LOL......your little red head wife
loves you and your little rhymes
Was looking for a hot poem about a blonde for a blonde friend of mine. She complains only hot poems about red heads are written. Couldn't resist sharing this with her, lol. Thanks
You solved the conundrum
In a way unexpected,
Never saw that coming;
But someone who knows you
And didn't read the poem
Saw the Red Head coming...