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Click hereNot A Real Blonde
She tries so hard
This blonde friend of mine;
Auburn roots showing
Poetry is her forte.
A kitchen disaster
She wants to surprise
With gelatin mold
She flips not in hours
But minutes...
Copyright © Leon Brozyna 2006
So I've gotta ask this - for myself if no one else...
What is a real blonde? I started life with hair so light it was white. After having kids, it's changed to somewhere between dark gold and light brown...
And i know I'm not the only one...
Whaddya think?
Of poems, that is! Gotta show this to my friend too. I just KNOW she'll love it. Got a feeling you like blondes.
That ending is too funny! Just picturing that phony blonde wannabe flunking out from the Culinary Institute of America (I'm watching WAY too much TV!).
Leon, did my real blonde head have that much of an effect on you? CP
So THAT's where we get our ditzy blondes! Great ending - the image in my head is too funny!