Not A Real Blonde

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LeBroz
LeBroz
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Not A Real Blonde

She tries so hard
This blonde friend of mine;
Auburn roots showing
Poetry is her forte.

A kitchen disaster
She wants to surprise
With gelatin mold
She flips not in hours
But minutes...

Copyright © Leon Brozyna 2006

LeBroz
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firegoddess76firegoddess76over 17 years ago
True and funny!

So I've gotta ask this - for myself if no one else...

What is a real blonde? I started life with hair so light it was white. After having kids, it's changed to somewhere between dark gold and light brown...

And i know I'm not the only one...

Whaddya think?

SweetDealSweetDealalmost 18 years ago
Oh what a pair!!

Of poems, that is! Gotta show this to my friend too. I just KNOW she'll love it. Got a feeling you like blondes.

EmJ0385EmJ0385almost 18 years ago
LMAO!!

That ending is too funny! Just picturing that phony blonde wannabe flunking out from the Culinary Institute of America (I'm watching WAY too much TV!).

CaPic267CaPic267almost 18 years ago
Did I do that to you?

Leon, did my real blonde head have that much of an effect on you? CP

OSoBuffOSoBuffabout 18 years ago
The ditzy blonde?

So THAT's where we get our ditzy blondes! Great ending - the image in my head is too funny!

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