- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Roses are red, violets are blue...
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm a ladies' man
and my life's a real zoo.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've been married 15 years
to a woman named Sue.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
my wife's very jealous,
and so's my mistress, too.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
most guys have a hot secretary,
me, I've got two!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I try to keep in shape,
my personal trainer is Prue.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
so far, none of my girls
seem to have a clue.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
but if they ever found out,
my life would be through.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
somebody help me!
My nightmare's coming true!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
brothers, please help me!
What should I do?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
by the end of this summer,
all five are due!!!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 19 years agoLets face it. Who needs depression? I like bawdy parodies.
