- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Not A Real Blonde
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Click hereNot A Real Blonde
She tries so hard
This blonde friend of mine;
Auburn roots showing
Poetry is her forte.
A kitchen disaster
She wants to surprise
With gelatin mold
She flips not in hours
But minutes...
Copyright © Leon Brozyna 2006
- COMMENTS
firegoddess76over 17 years agoSo I've gotta ask this - for myself if no one else...
What is a real blonde? I started life with hair so light it was white. After having kids, it's changed to somewhere between dark gold and light brown...
And i know I'm not the only one...
Whaddya think?
SweetDealabout 18 years agoOf poems, that is! Gotta show this to my friend too. I just KNOW she'll love it. Got a feeling you like blondes.
EmJ0385about 18 years agoThat ending is too funny! Just picturing that phony blonde wannabe flunking out from the Culinary Institute of America (I'm watching WAY too much TV!).
CaPic267about 18 years agoLeon, did my real blonde head have that much of an effect on you? CP
OSoBuffabout 18 years agoSo THAT's where we get our ditzy blondes! Great ending - the image in my head is too funny!
Anonymousover 18 years agoOh goodness! I don't think I wanna say in public my two takes on the last lines. Oh hell, it could be three. This is a blonde thing. I'm not going to embarrass myself.
Damn you
damn you
damn you, Leon.
LOL!
My Erotic Trailover 18 years agoa great following of your last poem <grin the roots to fun, being blonde. I think I have a graving for jello now <grin... nice write
